- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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