- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Boner

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Sloths

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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