- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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