- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Yo Momma So Fat!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Women's rights.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

No because your face is really f***** up.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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