A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

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