- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

i had sex.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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