Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Skinny people fart less.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Anti Joke

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