There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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