Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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