- Anti Joke

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile