whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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1+1=2

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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