- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Good job, son.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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