Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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