- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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