- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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SHUT UP JP

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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