A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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ask me if im a door yes

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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