- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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