Obama

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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