- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Your big dick.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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