A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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