- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

No it doesnt..

hey guys im gay

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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