- Anti Joke

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.