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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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