What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Good job, son.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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