Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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