Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

one stop shop

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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