your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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