- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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