- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Dead girls can't say no.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

it was all Tagart

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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