What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Small Penis.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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