- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

chinga tue madre Ryan

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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