Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Anti Joke

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