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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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