What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Neil is a reterd.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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