Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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