- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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