Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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