A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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