- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Atheism

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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