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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Where's my tractor?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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