- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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