- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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