I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Terraria

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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