What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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