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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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