If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did the man die? he was shot

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

richard is fag

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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