How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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