- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

i had sex.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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