fava beans

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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