- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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