Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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I love you

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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