What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A American seeking into mexico

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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