what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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