- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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