- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Small Penis.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

womens rights

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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