- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Guess what? I like trains.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Tall asians

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

I used to know what alzheimers was

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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