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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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