Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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